The link to this video was sent by an anonymous reader. It made me laugh out loud, so I thought you might enjoy it, too.
And no, I’m not saying which variety of partner Miss D. may be. I have at least some small sense of self-preservation!
(By the way, ladies, feel free to chime in with your views on what sort of male partner you have. I don’t know whether he would fall under canine/feline or some other distinction, but I daresay you can suggest appropriate categories!)