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Peter
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The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
The tactical fork is not a fork. It's a 'Threek'.
Would have been closer to reality if pic #4 was a spoon….
Any ete on gold on the hoof, been looking daily
If the "tactical fork" is a threek, then the "assault fork" is a twok.
But a tuque is a Canadian hat.
I carry two Assault Screwdrivers, a regular one and an Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxtra-Lonnnnng one.
Got a fancy holster for it, too.