Hint to skiers about to attempt a jump: it really, really helps to fasten your skis securely before takeoff!
Peter
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Oops… checklist, WHERE is my checklist… 🙂
It might look like this:
(Picture a laminated red page in a flip book)
Inadvertant ski jettison:
Orientation to ground – ASSESS
Arse – PUCKER
Old job as accountant – PONDER
After impact – ACT LIKE YOU MEANT TO
Jim
I hope that was during practice!
Antibubba