More jokes that write themselves

Real life continues to be stranger than fiction.  From Minneapolis it’s reported:

A western Wisconsin woman faces prostitution charges after she allegedly performed sexual services from inside a chicken coop.

There’s more at the link.

What can one say?

• Did she tell the investigators to cluck off when they came to a-roost her?
• She must have had problems persuading her clients to ‘perform’ in such a location.  She probably had to egg them on.
• Well, chicken coops are intended for layers, aren’t they?
• I’m sure they only charged her with a misdemeanor.  After all, it was a poultry offense.

Try the veal.  I’ll be here all week!

Peter