This has to be the most unusual crime report I’ve ever read! Bold print is my emphasis.
… surveillance photos show four people entering the building. Two are dressed in a banana costume and a lobster costume.
About the same time, someone took a wooden sculpture by the artist Clyde Jones from the building. The art work is worth about $1,000.
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Anyone who can help identify the people in the pictures is asked to contact …
There’s more at the link, including surveillance video of the costumed crooks.
I can understand the authorities’ suspicions about the lobster – there’s definitely something fishy about it. I hope their search for the banana bears fruit.
Thank you, thank you. Try the veal. I’ll be here all week!
Peter
Sooner or later, the banana will slip up, and then he'll be in a bunch of trouble. At that point, the lobster will be feeling pretty steamed, and probably turn tail and run.
Bad… bad… 🙂 And Chris is NO help…LOL
Very, very funny. Many thanks.