A friend sent me the link to this absolutely hilarious collection of subtitles for the film ‘Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith‘. They were produced for the Chinese-language DVD (possibly a pirated version), but the person who translated the Chinese words into English had a rather unique perspective on the latter language (to put it mildly!). Here are a few examples in the form of screenshots.
There are many more at the link. Some of them made me laugh out loud.