1. I was once in an argument with a bird at a zoo. It went something like this:

    Him: *flies next to me* "Want a cracker!"
    Me: "Want a biscuit?"
    Him: *pause* "Cracker!"
    Me: "Biscuit!"
    Him: *flies off to find someone else to play with*

  2. Peter, a lady I once worked with had two cats and an African Gray Parrot. She had left something at work and I brought it to her apartment. When coming up the steps, I heard some very loud meowing. When I asked Alison about it, she said it was the parrot meowing at the cats, who were terrified of a "cat" as big as they were who could FLY!!!

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