Let’s hear it for Rittenhouse Patrols!


Congratulations to Kyle Rittenhouse for his thoroughly deserved acquittal on all charges in Kenosha today.  Any objective analysis of the evidence could lead to no other decision.  I hope he becomes a very rich young man through suing all the news media that slandered and libeled him before and during the trial.  He deserves it.

(Predictably, the moonbats are outraged.  Sucks to be them, I guess.)

Now, let’s build on his example.  I suggest that men and women of sound common sense, in every locality threatened by potentially violent riots, should get together and form one or more Rittenhouse Patrols.  For small locations, it could be the size of a fire team, or a squad of two or three fire teams.  For larger ones, a platoon-size patrol would be useful.  For a really big area (say, an entire suburb or a small to medium-size town), a Rittenhouse Company might be appropriate.

The Rittenhouse Patrols would help with neighborhood clean-up and securing their own areas, just as their namesake did.  If a mob comes to visit, they’ll continue their neighborhood clean-up in a rather more kinetic sense.  If every member does their best, we might see multiple Kenosha Hat Tricks every night!  I can’t think of anything better calculated to make an otherwise violent, predatory, criminal mob decide it would be better to pursue their objectives… elsewhere.

(Oh – and if we can get the local pedophiles to follow the example of the late, unlamented, convicted pedophile Joseph D. Rosenbaum, so much the better.  That’ll really clean up the neighborhood!)

I feel rather happier with life this afternoon.  It’s nice to see a verdict so thoroughly deserved be reached despite so much politically correct, extremist pressure.  I think I’ll hoist a glass in the general direction of Mr. Rittenhouse tonight… and I’ll make sure I have spare, loaded magazines to lend to friends who might need them.  I don’t think we’ll have any trouble around here, but in the not-too-distant Big City, they might have a use for them.  I call such tools an investment in a brighter future.



  1. Looking at 2nd hand social media reports, it seems most of the woke/left think the guys Kyle shot are black, and Kyle is white. I read back in the beginning of this mess that Kyle is mixed race, that his father is part black. i have noticed that the MSM has continued to push his whiteness, but, until the trial, didn't show his attackers were white.

  2. Cheers for Kyle!๐Ÿพ
    Let's go Brandon!๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ!ฺ†ู„ูˆ ุจุฑุงู†ฺˆู†

  3. What LindaG said…This isn't over by a long shot. The communists aren't going to give up that easy. Everyone of those jurors, his defense counsel and probably the judge, need protection. I'm holding my breath and praying.

  4. What LindG and Judy said.

    Also, remember when you were 18? After 14 months of hell, about the best we can do for him is to leave him in peace for a while. Maybe some time alone and with those who love him. He seems to be one of those we need more of.

  5. As mentioned above. The Jury in this trial deserved many high fives for doing the right thing. They could have taken the easy way out to try and save their city, but they did not. Congradulations to them all and I hope everyone of them is a 2nd. admendment person and has a concealed carry permit, with the concealed hardware to go with it. It would very good if their families, friends, neighbors would band together and watch over them, their property and homes and personal safety. The idea of Kyle patrols could well start with these brave and honerable citizens. I would be proud to have any of them, and Kyle too of course, as neighbors.

    A good day today!

  6. Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) has called for the Federal DoJ to investigate Kyle. I have this gut feeling that the FBI will arrest Kyle on Thanksgiving Day with a big SWAT Team to execute the action just to make a point.

  7. BillB: Nadler & the FBI may indeed choose to dig deeper into the commie pile of $)=( ][ ^|^. Their choice. Sane folks should use due prudence and caution.

    Thanks ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘Œ to each and every member of the jury, the defense and the judge.

    Incidentally, the chinmudra is an aryan symbolic gesture.๐Ÿ‘Œ

  8. I should it need not be said in this crowd, but don't go looking for trouble. Essentially, Kyle did, and he's fortunate to be found not guilty. Not scot-free, because he has paid a heavy price for his indiscretion.

    Now, if trouble comes to you, that's a different story.

  9. @Antibubba –
    Kyle was there ahead of the rioters with a medical bag and a borrowed rifle. Trouble came to his friend's neighborhood. None of the Minutemen lived on Concord Bridge, either. Should we all remain rugged individualists, so we can hang separately?

    The one thing the Left is good at is organizing. That seems to be the only thing that really matters.

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