This tweet speaks for itself. Clickit to biggit. And when it does, what will you eat? Verily, the mind doth boggle . . . Peter
Tag: Doofus
Doofus Of The Day #1,095
Today’s award goes to a sadly (?) departed (and certainly misguided) thief in Ghana. The authorities in Ghana are investigating after a man was mauled to death by a lion after he climbed into a zoo enclosure in the capital, Accra. The man, described as middle-aged, died from his injuries after Sunday’s attack, officials… Continue reading Doofus Of The Day #1,095
Doofus Of The Day #1,094
Today’s award goes to the Russian military commander(s) in Ukraine who decided to test anti-air-raid smokescreens defending the bridge over the Kerch Strait to Crimea . . . without, it seems, thinking of possible consequences. The War Zone reports: Russia has deployed a number of countermeasures to the Kerch Strait Bridge connecting Russia and… Continue reading Doofus Of The Day #1,094
Doofus Of The Day #1,093
Today’s award goes to a (very) distracted driver in (where else?) Florida. A Florida driver nearly had his penis bitten off by a woman giving him oral sex after he ‘lost control’ of his car in a head-on collision. Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue responded to an accident on North Ocean Boulevard and 19th Street… Continue reading Doofus Of The Day #1,093
A Doofus follow-up
Last week I posted “Doofus Of The Day #1,092“, about a municipality in Japan that mistakenly transferred a large sum of money to a recipient who – mirabile dictu! – “could not” return it. Well, now we know why he couldn’t. The blunder happened when … 463 low-income households were meant to receive 100,000… Continue reading A Doofus follow-up
Doofus Of The Day #1,092
Today’s award goes to the municipal officials of Abu, a town in Yamaguchi Prefecture in Japan. A tip o’ the hat to Francis Turner, who posted the link on MeWe. Last month, the town … sent 100,000 yen [about US $768] each to 463 low-income households affected by the pandemic. But in the process,… Continue reading Doofus Of The Day #1,092
Doofus Of The Day #1,091
Today’s award goes to two “local diversity advocates” in Arizona, who forgot to engage their brains before putting their mouths in gear. This week, an ASU instructor, and a librarian, who hold themselves out as being Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) gurus, falsely accused a Black DJ of wearing blackface during a charity event… Continue reading Doofus Of The Day #1,091
Doofus Of The Day #1,090
For your edification (?), here’s a tweet sent out last week. Clickit to biggit. Er . . . um . . . ah . . . Would someone please explain to me how a man male human being, lacking a uterus, uterine muscles and a uterine nervous system, can POSSIBLY feel period cramps? Anyone?… Continue reading Doofus Of The Day #1,090
Doofus Of The Day #1,089
Today’s award goes to a group of rather… weird… German feminists with an interest in space. A German feminist art group has revealed a vulva-shaped spaceship concept, which it is encouraging the European Space Agency to help realise in order to better represent humanity in space and “restore gender equality to the cosmos.” The… Continue reading Doofus Of The Day #1,089
Doofus Of The Day #1,088
Yes, it’s another Doofus – two of them, in fact – in rapid succession to yesterday’s one. Today’s first award goes to journalist, bureaucrat, analyst and unsuccessful politician Juliette Kayyem. Yesterday she tweeted about the truck blockade by Canadian drivers: I hate to have to break this to Ms. Kayyem, but how does she… Continue reading Doofus Of The Day #1,088